You know what I haven't done in a while...

Make an icanhascheezburger post!

~Callie

How to rock out on a rainy day

well, in celebration of this rainy day, here is some ways to have fun.

1. put on a upbeat song and, well dance like no ones watching you. (make sure no one is, you might get a little TOO happy) :)

2. order foreign food, like Chinese, or Indian.

3. hope its wednesday and go to ABC ( channel 7) and watch modern family and cougar town.

4. type, or do what i'm doing. make a list, it's actually REALLY FUN!

5. wrap your little sister in toilet paper.

6. watch a horror movie, and have popcorn with hot sauce on it.

7. act stupid. everyone will laugh and so will you.

8. go on OMG. yahoo. com and look at the WHAT WERE THEY THINKING section, and have a friend make fun of the fashions with you!

9. look at a Ripleys Belie

vie IT or Not book.

10. try and make your own record and send it to the book of world records.

11. cook, make a mess, make your little sister clean it up!

12. jump in a bathtub FILLED with only bubbles in your clothes. and REMEBER! call your buds and have a laugh! PEACE OUT-RUBY, YOUR FUN CONSULTANT.

STUFF, STUFF, AND MORE STUFF (ECT) LOL!

So you know how people have the cool profile doo dads, well, this is like it, but only, like, WAY BETTER!

Awesome thing #1

1. look at 7, it's funny!

2.wait, no, 4. definitely.

3. can't you read?!?!?! look at 10.

4. ewwww! it's got a booger, quick, look at 6.

5.why did you go to five? he's "in his birthday suit"! look at 8!

6.vist 9's grave (why, because 7 ate(8) 9!)

7. wait, no look at 3!

8.i feel like you should go to 2.

9. i think he's in trouble, look at 12.

10.5, no questions.

11. ( my name is ruby!)

12.13.

13. look at 11, i have to tell you a secret!

awesome thing #2

The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."

If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction

The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

China has more English speakers than the United States.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world.

The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

Polar bears are left-handed.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

Butterflies taste with their feet. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Starfish haven't got brains.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

The average secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is
"screeched."

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

Almonds are members of the peach family.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "- dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time
displayed on a watch is 10:10.

A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z, hence "Oz."

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball. weird.

grilled cheese is usually never cooked on a grill.

awesome thing #3

grilled cheese. yeah, that's right. awesome.

School teachers, and what they have come to.

Hello fellow School students and or Ex-Students. So, you all obviously have had experience with school teachers, and you obviously know their job, but do some teachers take it a little too far? So, the question came to me today when my teacher was "talking" to us about how disappointed she was in some of the class for goofing around when the teacher wasn't here and we had a sub. now, I TOTALLY get it but... that sort of, ask-you-a-question-but-only-let you-answer-with a nod-sortta-thing, should not, I repeat not, go on for that long, to children who are not you own, and singling out children to give, "the glare" to, is not, in my opinion, acceptable from a teacher. Also, when my friends talk about mean teachers, that shouldn't be happening. I mean, Mothers and Fathers, parents and guardians can do whatever they want, but teachers should feel like they have boundaries, and don't get me wrong, some do and follow them directly, but some, most, don't...... We had a sub last week, and she was admittedly mean. Someone in my class said "oh she doesn't like kids" and she heard that, but she didn't care. but then, someone said, "how dare she!" she heard that too, but this time she cared, she cared a whole lot. "how dare i? how dare you!" she went on and on, and i would rather not indulge in what she said. so yeah, feel free to comment about some bad school experiences for YOU! so long for now! toodles ~ Ruby! :)

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SPONGEBOB SAVES SOMEONES LIFE!

READ THIS HUFFINGTON POST POST BELOW.

LIDO BEACH, N.Y. — When her best friend turned purple, Miriam Starobin's thoughts turned to yellow – cartoon hero SpongeBob SquarePants.

The denizen of fictional undersea Bikini Bottom was being credited Friday with inspiring a lifesaving rescue during music class at a seaside school earlier this week.

Miriam, a Long Beach Middle School seventh-grader, and her "BFF," Allyson Golden, had just finished rehearsing the "West Side Story" classic, "I Feel Pretty," for an upcoming choral competition when their teacher cracked a joke that had the 12-year-olds erupting in laughter.

"Allyson was chewing gum, which she shouldn't have been," Miriam recalled Friday in a mock tattletale voice during an interview in the principal's office. "We were laughing and then the gum gets lodged in Ally's throat. And she stopped laughing, which was weird because Ally laughs a lot."

That's when Miriam says she recalled an episode of the popular Nickelodeon cartoon, where she believes she saw SpongeBob use the Heimlich maneuver to retrieve a clarinet lodged in the throat of another character, Squidward.

"And I get her up and I do the Heimlich and the gum goes flying out of her mouth," she said.

Allyson, who pleads guilty to chewing a wad of Trident Original Flavor, realized almost immediately what her friend had done. "I gave her the biggest hug and I was like, 'Miriam you just saved my life. I owe you big time.' And she's just, 'Oh, no, it was no big deal.'"

The two were reveling Friday in their newfound fame. Their principal joked that they were considering having "hair and makeup" sessions to prepare for their television close-ups.

One little hiccup in the heartwarming story is that a Nickelodeon spokeswoman says there was never an actual episode of SpongeBob performing the Heimlich.

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"Not that we can find," said spokeswoman Maria Poulos.

She said there was an episode where Squidward swallows a clarinet, but SpongeBob reaches down his throat to pull it out. In another episode, SpongeBob's pal Patrick tries to perform a "slimelick" maneuver by reaching around a clam, "but it didn't work," she said.

Neither Miriam nor Allyson were concerned with such technicalities.

"It didn't exactly show the Heimlich maneuver, per se, but SpongeBob kicked Squidward in the stomach the same way you would put pressure with your hands," Allyson said. Miriam says she is also a fan of medical shows like "Grey's Anatomy," but never had any formal training in the technique.

She rejects any suggestion that she is a hero.

"I mean heroes are people who literally risk their lives to save people," Miriam protested. "I mean I did something that really anyone could if they tried."

LOOK BELOW FOR A PICTURE OF SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!!!!

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